📡 Log Entry 0425.1  
Fry ate all the slurm again. Official group watch party scheduled this Friday at 8pm EST — bring your own snacks and sarcasm.

📡 Log Entry 0423.7  
New memes detected in the anomaly sector. Submit yours.

📡 Log Entry 0420.69
This day has been redacted from the logs.  

📡 Log Entry 0419.9  
We’ve updated the group rules — don’t act like Zapp Brannigan unless invited to.